Dirty Facebook Status(Page 2)
1.
Knows the real
fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..
2.
Needs to wash his mind
out with soap..
3.
Like this if you have
ever checked Facebook while naked..
4.
People say I got a
dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..
5.
What do the Chinese
call a 69? Twocanchew
6.
You keep smiling like
that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..
7.
People say I have a
dirty mind But I say its just creative
8.
There are some people
in this world that give my middle finger a boner..
9.
Don’t you wish people
could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones
are fake and who are real.
10.
He slides into second
with a stand up double.
11.
Age, like distance
lends a double charm.
12.
If they play dirty,
then you play dirty.
13.
I just love getting
dirty.
14.
I can remember when
the air was clean and sex was dirty.
15.
I always start writing
with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
16.
Don’t call the world
dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
17.
An evil person is like
a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
18.
I hate sitting in a seat
warmed by someone else..
19.
I hate how chocolate
immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?
20.
An evil person is like
a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
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