Crazy Facebook Status

Crazy Facebook Status(Page 1)

1.     You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)

2.     I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

3.     A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

4.     Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

5.     Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)

6.     That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.

7.     Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

8.     Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.

9.     I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?

10.  Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

11.  Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”

12.  When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

13.  I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

14.  The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)

15.  You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.

16.  Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

17.  People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

18.  I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.

19.  Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

20.  I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit

21.  If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.

22.  Its crazy how much you let someone hurt you without realizing it.

23.  When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.

24.  Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.

25.  A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.

26.  Being someones FIRST may be great but being LAST is perfect…

27.  People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain the same..

28.  My head is telling my heart “I told you so!”.

29.  Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet

30.  I’m not crazy, I’m just special.